I think Dexter is, honest to god, the world's worst kitten. Oh ya, he's all cute and cuddly in the pictures, sure! But in real life, he is the spawn of Satan. I can't walk anywhere without him attacking my feet fr starters. Which means that if I'm wearing stockings or socks, there's most likely going to be a hole in them. He also tries to eat every cord in the room. I try to keep them taped to the floor, but the two leading up to my computer, that's just not possible. Same with my cell phone charger. There is also a mass of cords behind the TV. I've tried to section the area off with cardboard, but he always seems to find a way in and get all tangled in the cords.

Along with eating cords, he also tries to eat my hand. I know he's just being playful, but he bites hard! And since it's winter and I'm wearing long-sleeves and jackets, he attacks my hand/arm and usually get's my sleeve. I have to buy him new toys all the time because he either loses his or gets bored of them. I honestly can't figure out where all his toys have gone, I have done a thorough sweep of the house and have found none. And he has to have toys to keep him occupied, or else he just attacks me!

Every time he does something bad I get him with the squirt gun, but literally two seconds later he's back at it again. Now when I pick up the gun it's enough to get him to stop, but the second I put it down again he's trying to do something bad. He climbs up the screen door to the balcony. He menuvers himself behind the washing machine and the fridge. He attacks my yarn if I don't leave it properly covered. He kicks his litter EVERYWHERE. He attacks my face when I'm trying to sleep, so I either have to sleep completely covered under the blankets, or with the squirt gun in my hand. He tries to gnaw through his catfood bag. He jumps on the table. He destroys the paper towel rolls. He tried to jump in the toilet (I'm actually watching this enthusiastically hoping he falls in and learns his lesson). The only time I can pet him is when he is asleep, otherwise he thinks we're trying to play so he attacks my hand. He wakes up an hour before my alarm clock and runs around the room playing and meowing. He scratches the furniture. He tries to get in my closet and the fridge whenever I open them.He attacks my head when I have to reach under something to get one of his toys he got stuck there. He doesn't respond to yelling in English or Korean. And he always wakes up from his nap right when I want to go to sleep. Worst. Kitten. Ever.

Probably another thing he will try to destroy.


Getting ready for a nap.


His new cat carrier.


I found him in my shopping bag.


Caught mid-meow.